Honeymoon – First night
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.
They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, “What’s wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
“I had tolio as a child,” he answered.
“You mean polio?” she asked.
“No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.”
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked “What’s wrong with your knees? They’re all lumpy and deformed!”
“As a child, I also had kneasles,” he explained.
“You mean measles?” she asked..
“No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.”
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
“Don’t tell me,” she said.
“Let me guess… Smallcox”.
Tags: funny jokes, honeymoon jokes, husband jokes, spicy jokes, wife jokes
Comments (9)
Nasser
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Not all ladies like big cocks.
I like the joke
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Santhosh Babu
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Hi Mill S,
I am very much mad about your smile…. Many times i thought of speaking to you, but lack of opportunitiy.
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Anonymous
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you are so beautiful milli s
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Kaustubh
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Hahahaha…………..awesome
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Ravan
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@ Milli S, are you still laughing???? Enjoy it…!!!! Of course.. Amazing… he heeee
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Anonymous
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Hey Milli,
You are so Sexy & very Hot. I like you
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Milli S
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Anonymous
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still ?
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Suresh Singh
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Lolz…..
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