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		<title>Definition of Designations</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 06:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn&#8217;t know why he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dealing with Bribes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 06:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. &#8220;So,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.&#8221; Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. &#8220;You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.&#8221; The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make The Women Happy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 06:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All married men will attest to some real wisdom in the following&#8230; In the world of romance, one single rule applies: ***MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! *** Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don&#8217;t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Employee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director&#8217;s office. &#8220;What is the meaning of this?&#8221; the director asked. &#8220;When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you&#8217;ve ever held.&#8221; &#8220;Well, the young man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Airplane Maintenance Responses</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The form is a piece of paper that the pilot completes and then the mechanics read and correct the problem. They then respond in writing on the lower half [...]]]></description>
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